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-I walk on water and turn it into wine.
-I heal feet fungus and raise cats from the dead.
-Sorry, we still think you are an ordinary lvl 12 cleric and not a mesiah.

-I walk on water and turn it into wine.

-I heal feet fungus and raise cats from the dead.

-Sorry, we still think you are an ordinary lvl 12 cleric and not a mesiah.

Translation:
-When i grow up, i`m gonna be a monster slayer like you!
-I should have listened to mother and run the family business.

Translation:

-When i grow up, i`m gonna be a monster slayer like you!

-I should have listened to mother and run the family business.

Bad Translation:
-I`m guarding this epic items all by myself. If some hero would happen to attack me, he would easily get them.

-Screw you, my mother buys my equipment over the internet!

Bad Translation:

-I`m guarding this epic items all by myself. If some hero would happen to attack me, he would easily get them.

-Screw you, my mother buys my equipment over the internet!